piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

er-o:

I actually saw this on tv the other day. Canada may have shitty television but our PSAs are wonderful.

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

did-you-kno:

Instagram has a new app called Hyperlapse that allows you to take time-lapse videos with your smart phone that are so high-quality they compare to $15,000 professional video equipment. Source

did-you-kno:

Instagram has a new app called Hyperlapse that allows you to take time-lapse videos with your smart phone that are so high-quality they compare to $15,000 professional video equipment. Source

motdef:

internet fossil

motdef:

internet fossil

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]
wandsandblueboxes:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

*sighs* my home town……

wandsandblueboxes:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

*sighs* my home town……

kairis-matic:

its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

wandsandblueboxes this is for you